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Pokemon84
11-10-2002, 10:27 PM
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Hi ,Sharky!A bit surprised when I read your new article on our forum .Welcome your new programe! I think it will be very useful forEnglish learnerslike us.Your stories are very interesting .They are all famous fairy tales but abit long . Do you think we also need some more humous stories? Oh ,Can you helpme to find the story :Cinderella?Please try to helpme ,Ok .Right, thank you !
Sharky
19-10-2002, 11:05 PM
Thanks for your appreciation and suggestions, Pokemon. Sorry if you think the stories are a bit long, it's really hard to find interesting and meaningful short stories of one page length. Pls understand, maybe I'll try to post them several times instead of one, that, however, may turb the readers when they want to read the whole story.
I agree that we need some funny stories, and in fact, I am going to post some quite soon. Hope to receive contribution from you all to make our forum more useful.
Regarding the fairy tale Cinderella, I don't think that there would be any difficulty for me to find it for you. Perhaps, you will be able to enjoy your favourite story in a next few days.
Charlie_051181
22-11-2002, 06:35 PM
( In order to meet up your request , please class this story as a modest present )
One day , Sharky - a very rich man - took his beloved son on a trip to the countryside with a view to showing him how poor rural people were . The trip was quite nice and on the way back , the father asked :
- How was the trip, son ?
The son eagerly replied :
- Oh , it was so great , dad !
-What did you lear from it ? The father continuously asked .
His son hesitated a little bit and then replied :
- I saw that we have only one dog and they have four , we have imported lamps on the farm and they have so many stars , and we have a pool in the middle of the farm and they a whole creek , we have a small bancony and they have an enormous horison .
After the son stopped speaking , the father could not say anything and the son continued : How did you feel , dad ?
While the father did not know how to answer the son solfly said :
- Thank you very much dad for showing how poor we are .
( Please read and ponder what you could answer if you were in that man's case, and what you could gain after that )
BILLNHUNG
25-11-2002, 06:44 PM
Sometimes, we haven't got the things that ev'ryone has.. .But it's not the reason for our sorry. The sorry thing we should do is that we can't do the things that ev'ryone can.! The poor man is not the unweath one but the one who lack a Brain to use 4 himself & his friends.
Charlie_051181
26-11-2002, 06:32 PM
Do you know what exactly the author aimed at ?
MinhKhánh
26-12-2004, 12:15 AM
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Maths Of Life
(scary but quite true)
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $1 for a $2 item he needs.
A woman will pay $2 for a $1 item she doens't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A succesful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him alot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all.
Married men live longer then single men, but married men are alot more willing to die.
Any married men should forget his mistakes, there's no use in 2 people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.