ICQ
20-11-2002, 10:00 PM
COW THEORY WITH LOCAL TOUCH
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are
one tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called
Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
Unable to slaughter them due to pressure from animal rights group,you donate
the cows to the Far East.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you
don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none
of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing
them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and
high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who
reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract
to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you
raised the price to RM0.60 or you
cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your
mind again and now wants RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can
keep the milk and they go look
for milk that comes from recycled cows.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.
A VIETNAMESE ENTERPRISE
You have no cows so you happily accepted two cows from a foreign donor for
"scientific research".
They cannot be found the next day.
You break for lunch at Pho Bo restaurant
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Copy from internet.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are
one tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called
Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
Unable to slaughter them due to pressure from animal rights group,you donate
the cows to the Far East.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you
don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none
of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing
them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and
high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who
reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract
to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you
raised the price to RM0.60 or you
cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your
mind again and now wants RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can
keep the milk and they go look
for milk that comes from recycled cows.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.
A VIETNAMESE ENTERPRISE
You have no cows so you happily accepted two cows from a foreign donor for
"scientific research".
They cannot be found the next day.
You break for lunch at Pho Bo restaurant
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Copy from internet.